greatest pick-up line!

Thank you ML.
This made my night:

Him: “Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?”
Her: “Sorry, I have a boyfriend.”
Him: “Really? I have a goldfish.”
Her: “What?”
Him: “Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.”
Someone PLEASE use this in real life and tell me what kind of a reaction you get :)
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greatest pick-up line!

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